All it takes is a click. No registering, no giving your bank account number to a Nigerian prince’s exiled daughter, nothing. Just go to my Circle of Moms Top 25 Daddy Blogs page and click the “Votes” logo once a day.
Oh, sure, I could throw a fit about being called a “daddy blog” (How pejorative! How condescending to my gender! How I need a life!), but what the hey – no other big-time “parenting” websites ever look to promote me and my fellow weenie wielders (I’m eye-balling you, Babble.com) despite our devotion to our kids, such as teaching the next generation the Zen of armpit flatulence sounds.
So it’s an honor just to be nominated. However, I’d much rather win.
Therefore, vote for me!
Read my lips! No new taxes! Except on telemarketers and bad PR pitches to bloggers!
Pot in every chicken; a band in every garage!
Tippecanoe was Uncool, too!
Etc. Etc. So on and so forth.
You’ve come a long way, blogosphere. Now give us daddies some love … and votes.